3 things:

Love her and all her crazy art.

Neal's Hat. I swear I can never find a Fedora that looks good on me.

Auto-Tune The News. I have all of them.

TWILIGHT SUCKS.

The character development is shoddy at best, the scene changes are bollocks and the plot of the story flows like rapids.

Twilight is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Cloverfield. That's right, I went there.

The ONLY, AND I MEAN ONLY, reason that girls with air for brains can relate to Twilight is because they live in their closed off minds separate from the real world, where GOOD WRITING - like Dostoyevsky, Crichton, Patterson and Nabokov - don't exist. Twilight emulates the perfect perpetual angst of the teenage world today and absolutely capitalizes on the Way right-wing Christian virtue of "Believe like me or I'll hurt you". Twilight fan-girls have become close to rabid and have emulated that virtue so specifically, that an entire website has been devoted to Twilight fan-girl attacks. Somehow, they just don't get that good writing exists and they either a) refuse to read it, b) Claim Twilight is the best story out there or c) A combination of the two.

To top it off, the twi-girls are just absolutely fucking insane. The MTV Movie awards (or whatever the fuck it was) was a viewers choice contest and somehow, SOME WAY, Twilight, a la Robert Pattinson, won out over The Dark Knight. I'mma let that sink in for a second. Twilight, the sappy, over-hyped, shoddy story won out over the Dark Knight, perhaps only the second Batman film to be edgy and satisfying to the point where it makes you question everyday actions.

What is this? A world where viewer votes are more popular than actual GOOD writing?

Everyone sits around and watches the VMA's for the New Moon trailer and then they instantly turn to a different channel. Twitter was a buzz with "New Moon" being a trending topic right up until it played. Lo and behold it's the same fucking thing.

All you twilight fan-girls should be ashamed of yourself for lauding over Meyer's crappy writing style. You want good writing? Go out and pick up a copy of "Lolita" or "Crime and Punishment". Both stories have complex characters that have to deal with both internal struggle and external conflicts. Go read that and THEN Come back and tell me Twilight was a great read.

I swear if you do, I will personally drive to your house and bitch-slap with War and Peace.

There should be a new "message homicide" button for people who don't login for 6 months and follow more then 5 people.

1K deviations, 900 messages. Holy hell.

Meh.

Not only is the song I'm listening to, it's how many times I've gotten a dang Javascript error on my messages page.

STAFF NEEDS TO FREAKING FIX THINGS.

Also, House of the Dead 2 + 3 on a softmodded Wii rocks. Can't wait for my Nyko Perfect Shot blaster to arrive in the mail.

TEN things you want to say to TEN different people:

1. You're meh
2. You're more than meh
3. You're meh-tastic
4. I luffle you
5. You're kinda meh
6. You're not meh at all
7. Get the meh out of my life
8. Stay the meh out of my life
9. You.
10. Go meh yourself.

NINE things about yourself:

1. I'm tired
2. Florida born, will not Florida stay
3. Whiteness overcomes me
4. Clothing is optional
5. Yawning is a sign I like what you're saying
6. I think with portals sometimes
7. Yawning is also a sign I haven't had a good night's sleep in a couple days
8. Rhythm makes me lol, especially when rhythm involves cake
9. I ask wat, don't answer a question with more questions


EIGHT ways to win your heart:

1. Stop talking
2. Let me sleep
3. Be Frugal
4. Meat is good, eat it. Cows died for you to eat meat.
5. LOVE ME!
6. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
7. Have video games
8. Make me lol


SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

1. Sleep
2. Love
3. Sleep
4. Hunger
5. Sleep
6. Musical abilities of people
7. Sleep

SIX things you couldn't live without:

1. A bed
2. Oxygen
3. Her
4. Internal organs
5. lulz
6. Interbutts


FIVE turn offs:

1. Posing
2. Not acting your color (ie White kids who use the word "G" at the end of every sentence when talking to you)
3. People who fall all over you
4. People who make their intentions obvious
5. Know-it-alls


FOUR turn ons:

1. Tight clothing
2. Shy
3. Comfy
4. Silky
(I'm too tired, so I kinda just described my bed in the last two. If you want to be in it, drop me a message)

THREE smileys that describe your life:
1. xD
2. :imhappyplz:
3. \(OAo)/


TWO things you want to do before you die:

1. Job
2. Pay a bill or two


ONE confession:

1. I sometimes read my spam mail.