TWILIGHT SUCKS.

The character development is shoddy at best, the scene changes are bollocks and the plot of the story flows like rapids.

Twilight is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Cloverfield. That's right, I went there.

The ONLY, AND I MEAN ONLY, reason that girls with air for brains can relate to Twilight is because they live in their closed off minds separate from the real world, where GOOD WRITING - like Dostoyevsky, Crichton, Patterson and Nabokov - don't exist. Twilight emulates the perfect perpetual angst of the teenage world today and absolutely capitalizes on the Way right-wing Christian virtue of "Believe like me or I'll hurt you". Twilight fan-girls have become close to rabid and have emulated that virtue so specifically, that an entire website has been devoted to Twilight fan-girl attacks. Somehow, they just don't get that good writing exists and they either a) refuse to read it, b) Claim Twilight is the best story out there or c) A combination of the two.

To top it off, the twi-girls are just absolutely fucking insane. The MTV Movie awards (or whatever the fuck it was) was a viewers choice contest and somehow, SOME WAY, Twilight, a la Robert Pattinson, won out over The Dark Knight. I'mma let that sink in for a second. Twilight, the sappy, over-hyped, shoddy story won out over the Dark Knight, perhaps only the second Batman film to be edgy and satisfying to the point where it makes you question everyday actions.

What is this? A world where viewer votes are more popular than actual GOOD writing?

Everyone sits around and watches the VMA's for the New Moon trailer and then they instantly turn to a different channel. Twitter was a buzz with "New Moon" being a trending topic right up until it played. Lo and behold it's the same fucking thing.

All you twilight fan-girls should be ashamed of yourself for lauding over Meyer's crappy writing style. You want good writing? Go out and pick up a copy of "Lolita" or "Crime and Punishment". Both stories have complex characters that have to deal with both internal struggle and external conflicts. Go read that and THEN Come back and tell me Twilight was a great read.

I swear if you do, I will personally drive to your house and bitch-slap with War and Peace.